You walk into the private training room with the Gamemakers all cozied up in their balcony, pens at the start and already getting kind of drunk.
Simply write out to me what you do during your 20 minute training session. There is every weapon imaginable in the room, along with an obstacle course, swimming pool, rock climbing wall, plant + camo + paint + snare station.
This is your chance to impress me.
Please be realistic and serious, otherwise, you’ll get a score of one.
Your private training score will decide an amount of sponsor points you receive for later use in the arena.
Any questions? This will be due on Wednesday night / Thursday afternoon.
We start on Saturday regardless of whether we have all tributes or not. Apply right away! I have great things in store for this year. How about we get 3 more tributes and I release a hint for the arena?
Poor ol’ Nightlock Games. The butt of every THG rp joke. Horrible grammar, annoying gamemaker, logic-defying actions, and overall utter shit through and through.
New gamemaker Mortan here. I promise you won’t see comic sans (seriously, what was she thinking?).
For all you class clowns that have applied with the intention of trying to make this all another big fat joke, don’t expect your hijinks to be tolerated. (read the new rules)
"Calm your tits, try to have fun manggg!!!" I don’t see you guys trying to have this kind of “fun!!!” in places like JAHG or HGOP, their games actually function without having tributes looking like Latifah or cutting off their appendages during training. If you want to play something mediocre, go ahead and create your own games.
Any questions or further insults? It’d totally make my morning tomorrow.
ps. I’m a veteran gamemaker from a different games, and I’ve decided to take TNG on.
plot twist: I actually am a girl on the cusp of my period and your argument is completely valid and you get to traipse through tumblr with this epic victory upon your shoulders as I fall immobile to the ground and drown in period blood completely unable to bring these games out of the shithole
Lucky number 13. I’ll sort out districts and such soon as I can. About half look to be all wibbly wobbly. But it’s fine, since any bs they attempt to submit will be converted into humiliation on their part.